Botox Here I Come!

Brent brushed Brooklynn's hair out of her face and said: "You're beautiful. You get that from your mother."

Brooklynn: "You mean the wrinkles?"

It’s a CD

Lily: What’s that?

Scott: It’s a CD. It plays music.

Lily: Oh!

(Lily starts to sing)

CD . . . E F G H I J K L M N O P . . .

Favorite things

Lily hugs the deodorant and exclaims, “My favorite!”

Definition of Poultry

Brooklynn's homework included looking up some of her spelling words in the dictionary.

Brooklynn: There's no definition for powl-try in the dictionary. It just says "domestic fools".

Brent: Brooklynn, it says it right there.

Brooklynn: "Polish chicken?"

Will has a Stripper Name

I found this fake check that Mickayla had written:

To: Will Hot Sin
$10,000

That's quite a price tag, hot stuff!

There’s a lot of surface area to scratch

“I’m sorry. My belly itches. And there’s a lot of surface area to scratch.” - Candice

(Sorry Can. I had to. Love you anyway!)

When You’re 16

Lily: Look daddy. I have two presents!

Lily proudly holds up two crumpled up sheets of paper held together with tape and a few scribbled crayon markings.

Scott: Oh you made two present this time! Are they for mommy when she gets home?

Lily: No this one’s for me, and this one’s for mommy! (She points to each individually)

Scott: So are any presents for me then?

Lily: No. This one’s my present, and this one’s mommy’s present. (She points again to the two pieces of paper in her hands)

Scott: Well I would like a present too one of these times. You always make mommy presents. When do I get a present?

Lily: When you’re 16.

Scott: Oh thanks! So like never again?

Lily: Yes!

Gee! What love . . .

Am I fat?

While leaving our ward Halloween party last night, I was informing Brooklynn that I would NOT be eating any of her candy this year because I've been on a diet. I wanted to assure her that her candy was her own.
I then asked if she thought I had lost weight, and she said "Yes". I followed that by asking if she's just agreeing or she really thinks so. She replied, "I really think so." The next part is where the wonderfulness of my daughter really comes in.
Me: "Do you think I was fat before?"
Brooklynn: "You weren't fat, but you are thinner now than you used to be."

And, I truly feel, there is no better response to that question than hers.

Calorie counting?

While leaving my company kid's Halloween party.
Brooklynn: Mom, so you've given up on that calorie thing?
LaDawn: Yeah, but I'm going to un-give-up-on-it next week.

Mullet

Erin: "Will ,we need to cut you hair, the back is kinda looking like a mullet"

Micklayla: "What's a mullet?"

Erin: "Its when it's short in front but long in back."

Mickayla: "oh, so like the opposite of yours."

Erin: "... yah I guess so!"



ha ha, never thought of it that way. Inverted bob = opposite of mullet

Candy Corn update

In response to Erin's recent post on Candy Corn... I had to post this picture from a recent Halloween party

like asian girl

At work currently have people visiting our office from all of our other facilities around the world. The following conversation occurred with Joy, who is visiting from our office in China.

Joy: "your hair look good. darker."


Me: "yes it's darker and shorter"

Joy: "yes, look good. pretty. like asian girl."

Me: ".... thanks"



It never occurred to me that my hair may change my ethnicity. What do you think?

Baby Rhino

This is from a blog that Lisa posted a few months ago but I just re-read it and laughed out loud so I thought that I would share (with permission from Lisa.)

"2 days ago in the car I had the following conversation with Will, Brett's 3 year old son:

Me to Brett: "Ugh, why did I wear this outfit. I look like a big beached whale, or a rhino."

Will to me: "Wisa, you don't look as big as a whale."

Me to Will: "Thanks, Will. How about a rhino?"

Will to me: "Just a baby Rhino I think."

Me to Will: "Wait...so I look like a baby Rhino?"

Will to me: "No Wisa, you look like a girl, but you are as big as a baby rhino."

Me to Will: "How big is a baby rhino?"

Will to me: "They are pretty big"

Then I cried.

Then I decided I was never eating again.

Then I forgot, and ate a burger."

ha ha, Lisa you are no where near as big as a Rhino, not even a baby one. But look how cute they are?!

Candy Corn

I always have a bowl of Candy on my desk at work. Naturally, because it's October, the current candy is Candy Corn. It's amazing to see all the people I work with come back for handful after handful.

Manan, one of my coworkers, just told me the following, as he took a few scoops,

"Candy Corn is like Crack Cocaine! It's SO good but it ruins your body!"

I thought it was actually a pretty good analogy.

answer to the security question

I e-mailed Blake about trying to get into his facebook and email account and told him the problem that I ran into with not knowing how to answer his security question. He told me the password but also enlightened me with the answer to the secret question. I wont tell you word by word but you'll get the idea.

Security Question: If aliens are invading your backyard how many pancakes can you fit in your doghouse??

Answer: Zero. Fish don't like ice cream!

Does this make sense to any of you!?! I'm gonna have to ask Reed when he gets home to see if he knows the background behind this.

Multipication

Brooklynn is now in 3rd grade. I know, when did that happen? Anyway, she's working on learning multiplication. We had worked on multiplication last school year and over the summer but have been working on subtraction facts since the school year started. She's pretty good up to the 5s, but 6s and beyond are tough for her (as for all of us!) She mentioned that she had gotten some of the 9s wrong on her "math minutes" that day. I reminded her of the trick where you use your hands to figure out the answer to the 9s.
I gave her some tough ones like 9x8 and 9x5 so she could practice and she got those right.
"Here's a hard one, 9x1" I said as a joke.
Still using her hands she said, "I got 45, I don't think that's right."
Then we had a lesson on estimation to verify your answer.

Blakes password

I am supposed to be managing Blakes facebook while he's gone. I wanted to update his status with his new address but I can't remember the password. I think it's the same as his password for his gmail account, so I did the gmail password retriever to see if I could figure it out. This was his security question:

If aliens are invading your backyard how many pancakes can you fit in your doghouse??

Needless to say I didn't know the answer. Does anyone else happen to know the answer?

“I’m Too Fast!”

Scott was making dinner in the kitchen while Lily ran around our house.  Soon he heard, “Look Daddy!  I’m TOO FAST!!!”

Scott thinks it’s cute that Lily always shows us how fast she is, and now she has graduated to the status of being too fast.

Computer problems

LaDawn and Jini* talking about how to do something on the computer.

LaDawn: "just push F5"
Jini pushes it and the computer immediately goes to sleep
LaDawn: "What just happened?"
Jini: "My computer has narcolepsy"


*Jini is Ann and I's friend who visited us in Seattle the day of Blake's farewell. She wants to be a Risenmay. We tell her the boys are still single so that's possible. At least this proves that she has the Risenmay computer gene.

How do you tinkle?

I got Lily situated on the potty, and then tried to encourage her to pee.  She thought she was funny sitting there smiling at me not peeing.  I had asked her to “go pee pee” twice, already.

Candice: I want to hear tinkle, tinkle.

Lily instantly wraps her arms around my neck tightly, and sings, “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” three times!

Scary Monsters!

So as I was getting Lily's bed put together last night, I accidentally bumped the cord to Lily's lamp and shorted the power to it. Her room went dark, and immediately I was embraced by Lily. She took one look around her darkened room and shouted, "scary monsters!" I thought it was cute.

Rover the dog

Keith: What is Rover the dog doing with that saw blade?

Erin: I'm pretty sure that's Jesus.

Boom Blocks

Candice and Scott were over the other day and we decided to play boom blocks. Can, Rudy and I were on the couch. Scott was on the chair to the side and his wii-mote wasn't working. I told him "just come cuddle with us on the couch." We moved over so that there was space by Rudy. Scott then said,

"I dont want to cuddle with him."

So we all moved over again so he could "cuddle" with his wife.

We continued playing the game and at one point I did something a bit mean to Rudy. I dont remember even what it was, but Scott said to me in a sarcastic voice, "oh that was nice." to which I replied,

"dont worry, he forgives me!"

Scott thought that was nice of me to decide for him that I was forgiven. He decided to use that line a few times himself.

Dancing Booty!

Scott was dancing in the livingroom.

Lily: Daddy, no shaking booty!

Brent's Ginormous headphones

Brent: my ginormous headphones are acting more like earmuffs
too hot for these
i need bikini headphones

Since no one is being funny lately...

here's a link to a blog where people have posted funny safety signs. (Note to those with young readers around, some of the comments made by posters may not be appropriate for young eyes, even if they are partially bleeped with ** in place of vowels.)

Enjoy!
LaDawn

http://juliasmexicocity.typepad.com/safetygraphics/

Brita filter of Life

I love my friend Rachel for many reasons, but one of the main reasons is because she's not the typical girl. Here is a bit of our conversation today:

Rachel: I hate girls. Just a reminder.

Erin: ha ha. I do too, but why this time?

Rachel: I have some that really bother me during the day

Erin: Yah

Rachel: I think it's like a big life Brita

Erin: What do you mean?

Rachel: They are the crappy little pieces of carbon that irritate the water but eventually make it taste so much better because they clean it

like character sandpaper

Erin: lol

I am...

Blake to Will: Say 'I am Spartacus!'

Will: I am Spartacus!

Will to Blake: Say 'I am Judy!'

Spiders

Lily: Scary Spider. Scary Spider.

Candice: What are we going to do?

Lily throws her arms in the air and screams.

That's my girl!

You make me sick!

I thought it would be funny to post the above picture from my trip as my "profile" picture of Google chat (this is usually a picture of ones' self that shows up next to your name in the list of people who are online). Most people can't tell what it is because it's so small but it makes me laugh.


Brent pinged me today and said....
Brent: the nice thng about your profile pic is that it keeps me from wanting to eat
everytime i look at it i get sick to my stomach
good way to lose weight i guess
LaDawn: :)