Kid logic

LaDawn: Your bike lock isn't working for some reason.
Brooklynn: I'm glad birds aren't as big as humans.
LaDawn: What?
Brooklynn: So if they think my bike is food they don't carry it away.

Keen observation

While walking in a park past a large pair of women . . .

Lily asks loudly: Why does she have a big bum?

Not the “Baa Baa Black Sheep” I remember!

Apparently they teach a new kind of “Baa Baa Black Sheep” to kids these days:

Lily:  . . . Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags full. One for the B@$#@%! (rhymes with Mastards). One for the dame . . .

All I can say is that I sure didn’t teach it to her that way . . .

(The picture just made me laugh. Disturbing in so many ways!)

bad Instant Message abbreviation

LaDawn: brb, gotta go to the bathroom before the next p gets here

Brent: LOL

... "p" stands for participant, as in a participant for my usability study.