Brent's Ginormous headphones

Brent: my ginormous headphones are acting more like earmuffs
too hot for these
i need bikini headphones

Since no one is being funny lately...

here's a link to a blog where people have posted funny safety signs. (Note to those with young readers around, some of the comments made by posters may not be appropriate for young eyes, even if they are partially bleeped with ** in place of vowels.)

Enjoy!
LaDawn

http://juliasmexicocity.typepad.com/safetygraphics/

Brita filter of Life

I love my friend Rachel for many reasons, but one of the main reasons is because she's not the typical girl. Here is a bit of our conversation today:

Rachel: I hate girls. Just a reminder.

Erin: ha ha. I do too, but why this time?

Rachel: I have some that really bother me during the day

Erin: Yah

Rachel: I think it's like a big life Brita

Erin: What do you mean?

Rachel: They are the crappy little pieces of carbon that irritate the water but eventually make it taste so much better because they clean it

like character sandpaper

Erin: lol

I am...

Blake to Will: Say 'I am Spartacus!'

Will: I am Spartacus!

Will to Blake: Say 'I am Judy!'

Spiders

Lily: Scary Spider. Scary Spider.

Candice: What are we going to do?

Lily throws her arms in the air and screams.

That's my girl!

You make me sick!

I thought it would be funny to post the above picture from my trip as my "profile" picture of Google chat (this is usually a picture of ones' self that shows up next to your name in the list of people who are online). Most people can't tell what it is because it's so small but it makes me laugh.


Brent pinged me today and said....
Brent: the nice thng about your profile pic is that it keeps me from wanting to eat
everytime i look at it i get sick to my stomach
good way to lose weight i guess
LaDawn: :)

You should make this!

Blake: "You should make this!" (holding up the Sunset magazine, which had the above picture on the cover)

Erin: "You make it! You're the house wife! I'm the work wife"

Blake: "When did we become a lesbian couple?"

Duck, Duck, Goose

Mickayla: "Hey Will, do you want to play Duck, Duck, Goose?!"





Will: "Sure!.... Do we need a duck?"





That would be a whole different game. :)

I am just a big kid

Yesterday Brooklynn asked me what I had in my pocket. I told her it was my wallet and she said, "Are you old enough to have a wallet?" I guess I'm really just a big kid to her

foot hair

Will to Blake: You need to shave your foot. It's hairy.

Which interestingly enough reminds me of another funny thing. When driving home from Utah Blake had his bare feet up on the dash. He randomly said, "I don't know why I have hair on my toes. I've never found a need for it."

The problem with fasting...

Driving home from Church on Sunday we were discussing with Brooklynn what she had learned in primary, which was baptism. Brent told her that when she was baptized she would have to start fasting and explained what that meant. I reminded her that Jesus said you're not supposed to complain when you fast.
Brent followed up with: "Don't worry I'll fast with you. Mom has a medical problem so she can't usually fast, but I'll fast with you."
Brooklynn: "I have a problem with fasting too. My problem is that I'm a pig!"

Brook at the beach by the golden gate bridge

Buying Bikes

A few weeks ago we bought bikes for the entire family. Brooklynn had grown out of her bike and Brent and I didn't have one. When we were in the store and decided to buy all 3 at once (pre-assembled), I told Brent I would ride mine home as we'd never fit all 3 bikes in the car. We folded down the backseats and told Brook she could ride in the front just this once. After the 2 bikes were in the back I rode away. Brent looked back and said to Brooklynn, "We could have fit Mom's bike in here too." To which Brooklynn replied, "Yeah, but not Mom!"

She's already getting smarter than us. ;)

Crossword Puzzle

Brooklynn loves insects and has read a few books on them. She is always telling us odd facts about them so I was surprised yesterday when she was doing a crossword puzzle and asked "What's 'an insect that lives underground'?"
We told her, "You know everything about insects, you can figure that one out yourself."
A few seconds later she burst out, "Of course, Mole Crickets!" Before Brent and I recovered from that comment, she followed up with, "oh, but it's only 4 letters."
It actually took her a while and some explaining from us that it had to be an insect that normal children would know, before she figured out that the word they were looking for was "ants."



By the way... what would be the answer to "use a pencil" that fits in: __ R __ T __?
We could NOT figure this one out and there wasn't an answer key for this puzzel. We are certain that "what a cowboy catches cows with" is a "ROPE" which is where the R comes from, and that "ball park food" is a "hotdog" for the T. I guess it must be something like "Mole Crickets" that we parents just don't know about!

Come on, surely something funny has happened!

I find it hard to believe that nothing funny has been said in a month! Especially with Blake home, there has to be something worth reporting.
LaDawn

Turbulance

On one of our flights to Europe we hit some turbulance--honestly it was pretty bad.

Brent instantly takes a death grip on both of his arm rests.

Brooklynn puts her arms in the air, "Weee!"

You Funny . . .

While sitting at the dinner table:

Lily says with a chuckle, "You funny!"

Candice asks, "Why am I funny?"

Lily replies, "Your head!"

And Scott just laughs.

Your mom...

Erin: Decko, come back here! Give me that!

Mom: I don't know why dogs eat tissues.

Mickayla: Your Mom eats tissues!

The funny thing is that she wasn't just doing a "your mom" joke. Grandma actually does eat tissues. Mom says they have to dig them out of her mouth.

Vacuum

Erin: I really want to try that vacuum!

Rod: (lol) That is ridiculous

Erin: Come on, admit it... it looks fun

Rod: ... ok your right. I kinda want to try it too.

Rod and I were watching TV when a commercial for the new Dyson Vacuum with ball swivel technology came on. Which is when the above comments were made.

1. Don't you guys want to try out that vacuum? Looks pretty cool huh?

2. Am I the only one who has troubles remembering how to spell vacuum? I always forget if it is double c, double u, or double m.

Scripture reading

Mosiah 22:6 "....therefore let us send a proclamation among all this people tha tthey gather together their flocks and herds, that they may drive them into the wilderness by night."

Brooklynn: They had cars back then?!?!

Something I never expected to say to my daughter

"Brooklynn, you have a mustache again!"

...and I tell her that nearly every day.  Can kids really not feel the food all over their faces!

Drink Responsibly!?

Candice to Scott (referring to Lily):

Candice: I’m trying to get Lily to drink responsibly in smaller doses.

Scott: Well don’t forget the designated driver! 

It's just paper

This morning Dad went to put on his slippers so that he could take out the trash. Before grabbing the first slipper he noticed a piece of shredded cardboard inside the slipper. He went to pull it out and realized that there was more, a lot more in there. Then he grabbed the other slipper and found that both slippers were stuffed with carefully shredded cardboard pieces. Which made him think that either a rat was building a nest in his slippers, or Mickayla and Will had something to do with it. So he went to Mickayla and asked if she had anything to do with the cardboard shreds in his slippers. To which she mater-of-factly replied, "It's just paper Dad"

I have no idea what made them think it was a good idea to shred cardboard and stuff it in Dad's slippers... but what does it matter... after all, it is just paper.

From our Outing in San Fran

Brent, Brooklynn and I were up in the city visiting the Museum of Modern Art yesterday and met up with Ann and Keith for some clam chowder afterwards. Brooklynn seems to be even more amusing than usual when she's around Ann and Keith.

Brent and I had been in the restroom of the restaurant washing our hands and missed a conversation between Ann and Brooklynn. So all we heard was the waiter taking our drink orders and Brooklynn flips over the menu to the drinks and asks very certainly for "an Apple Cider with no Caffeine." But she was pointing to the adult drinks and Ann explained to the waiter, "she means without alcohol." Brent and I were baffled. I told the waiter she'd take a Sprite.
So what we missed was, Brooklynn asked Ann if they had any juice. Ann noticed that some of the mixed drinks had juice in them, one even had apple cider so she was pretty sure they could get her a glass.

Then as we were leaving the restaurant Brooklynn calls out, "Look, Mom, an iguana!" I was very surprised to see that there was actually a man walking down the street with a very large iguana on his shoulder. He saw how interested Brooklyn was in the iguana and let her pet it. She was very concerned that she wouldn't be able to wash her hands after touching it, but after some coaxing she carefully touched it only using the back of one finger. Two blocks later I pulled a Granda Risenmay and told her to do up her coat because I was cold. She immediately objected and holding her finder out which she had been trying so hard to not contaminate anything with asked "How can I when I have an IGUANA FINGER?"

She also said that Ann and Keith were her "very best friends." Which is not funny, just adorable.

Terrorists?

Scott came down the stairs this morning and said very matter of factly, "We can't be negotiating with terrorists!"

(He was referring to Lily's list of demands at 4 this morning: milk in a bottle, sleeping on the sofa, and the TV on.)

What ARE you going to do with me?

Will gave me a total guilt trip this morning.

(laying in bed)
Will: Mom, are you going to work?
Erin: Yeah, I have to go to work today.
Will: Will you watch my show and cuddle with me?
Erin: No, I'm sorry, I have to get ready for work.
Will: Mom... what are you going to do with me?
Erin: When I get home we can play hungry hungry hippos!?
Will: I dont want to play any games.
Erin: We can go for a walk!?
Will: It's too cold!

Apparently I'm just a big dissapointment to him. :( lol

The Second Article of Faith

LaDawn: Tell me the Second Article of Faith
Brooklynn: I don't remember it
LaDawn: Well, what is it about?
Brooklynn: Punishment
LaDawn: for... (I was expecting to hear "sins")
Brooklynn: Boys

I immediately realized, amidst my laughter, that last Sunday I had made a joke about it only talking about how "men" would be punished and not women. Apparently I should keep my feminist thoughts to myself--I know Brent would appreciate it, but I thought it would help her remember the wording.

open mouth, insert foot

Yesterday I was on a first date with someone. He didn't tell me what we were doing but we drove down to the piers in Seattle. He had mentioned something about a cool bar downtown on the water, so I assumed that's where we were going. We were walking along the pier and browsed around the old curiosity shoppe, then as we continued walking we were almost to the aquarium. He said, "oh there's the aquarium." and I said "ugh, I hate the aquarium." There was a moment of awkward silence before I said "...oh, is that where we are going?" He said "... well we were..." Perfect Erin moment. Why did I say such a thing?! I went on to explain that it's not that I don't like going to the aquarium, it's just that I think they charge WAY too much. ($16 per person, and it only takes about an hour to go through the whole thing.) Anyway, we did go to the aquarium. And we had a great time looking at everything. The otters were both of our favorites. They reminded me of Reed and Blake because they were wrestling around. But needless to say I had a definite foot in my mouth experience. :/

Terrorist?

Just in case you haven't figured it out yet... this is what took down the plane in the Hudson River.

Is that fire or is LaDawn cooking again?

I remembered this one as I was cleaning out the oven the other day.
Around Thanksgiving I slopped something over in the oven. The next time I turned the oven on it of course smoked. We aired out the house but later as we got back from shopping we were accosted with the smell of smoke. I said, "Oh it smells like smoke in here."
Brent said, "No, it just smells like you've been baking." Then before I could even turn around and give him a dirty look he said, "... because you said earlier you spilled something in the oven!"